juilan: I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here
Shota Punk: amybouzagloofficial: lemongrabs-cunt:... →
amybouzagloofficial: lemongrabs-cunt: legend has it that if you chant ‘amy bouzaglo’ three times while holding poorly made food, you will summon her and a shitload of immature insults RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOURE AN INSECURE LITTLE SLUT HIDING BEHIND A CARTOON CHARACTER. “LOL” I LOOKED AT…
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
somestoriestocome: codexana: lucifersblog: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: fullmetalfisting: what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud. ...
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
jjlj13: laugh-until-you-drop: thesame5people: foreveralone-lyguy: I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people. Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
OMG! I’m at DCC and I swear I just saw this guy dressed up as Jesus
sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood this post just got 209348451 times better okay
profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your Hufflepuffs then your...
gettibucket: popcornmassacre: an anime where everyone in a high school are pastel-haired tropes, involved in crazy, often unrelated circumstances (one group of friends hunts ghosts, there’s a group of magical girls, a bunch of love triangles, etc) but the main characters of the show are brunette kids who are really confused all the time I would watch the shit out of this.
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
spukee: in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE INO AND...
shinjiis: OMFG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. AND ITS JUST LIKE. THEIR DADS DEAD SO IT HURTS EVEN MOREE, AND OMG THEY’VE GROWN SO MUCH. UGH. IM SHOUTING BECAUSE I LOVE THEM OK?!
TeamShikaIno: Naruto Manga 630 →
teamshikaino: That that chapter was just brilliant. I just love it. ^ ^ Look at her! She is just putting all her strength and determination into that. She is refusing to let herself fail. I am so proud of Ino. Just so proud. Ino, I am just SO proud of her. She has come such a long way and I…
twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.